Crazy Facebook Meme – Thanks Miz S for the idea. As Miz S says, the rules say you must answer yes or no but rules are for sissies!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? Yes. Going with “kiss” meaning more than a social air kiss and more of a “hookin’ up” type kiss. My husband and one other . . .
Been arrested? Nope.
Kissed someone you didn’t like? I’ve only kissed people I liked at the time — later I may have changed my mind!
Slept in until 5 PM? Only when ill.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Not QUITE . . . I’ve come close.
Held a snake? Yes! I love snakes!
Ran a red light? No. But, stop signs, yes.
Been suspended from school? No.
Experienced love at first sight? No. But, I knew WAY too early that I would be having Greg’s kids.
Totaled your car in an accident? No! But my husband has!
Been fired from a job? Fired, no. But, I’ve been laid off more than once.
Fired somebody? Nope.
Sang karaoke? Nope.
Pointed a gun at someone? Nope. Only targets.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes. Too many times.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Definitely. And, in the snow and in a pool and the ocean and . . .
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Not that I know of.
Seen someone die? Just animals.
Sang in the shower? Yes. It would be more surprising if I didn’t sing in the shower.
Smoked a cigarette? Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Taken pictures of yourself naked? Nope. Never. Not even in the age of digital.
Smuggled something into another country? Don’t think so.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Sure.
Broken a bone? Yes. Foot in 6th grade. Thumb in 8th grade. Left hand in 12th Grade. Both big toes 3 years ago.
Walked a moonlit beach? Yes, I’ve even slept on a moonlit beach.
Rode a motorcycle? Yes.
Dumped someone? Yes. (Not the other person I kissed who is mentioned above! )
Forgotten your anniversary? This very year. Greg remembered and I wondered why there was a bouquet of flowers on my table. Sigh.
Lied to avoid a ticket? No. I always tell the truth and it never works.
Ridden on a helicopter? No. My life would have to be in danger!
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? Yes.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Hit a home run? Yea. Right. That’s a good one.
Felt like killing someone? As Miz S said, only in a hyperbolic sense!
Been falling-down drunk? Yes.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No.
Eaten snake? Yes. And, alligator.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? As pets? No but I did have them when I was kids.
Puked on amusement ride? No. But, I’m pretty careful about which rides I go on.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Not really.
Been in a band? I’ve sang on two albums — both my husband’s bands.
Knitted? Yes, but only easy stuff like scarves.
Been on TV? I don’t think so.
Shot a gun? Yes. Target practice. And, I was good at it!
Skinny-dipped? Oh puhlease . . . I’ve skinny dippped on the French Rivera.
Gave someone stitches? No.
Had stitches yourself (not from surgery)? Yes. Got a cut from sheet metal in 1998.
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? Yup.
Ridden a surfboard? No.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Sure. Dang, it was probably Southern Comfort (shudder!)
Had surgery? Yes. 2 children via c-section and all 4 wisdom teeth out
Streaked? No, but I’ve watched friends do it. Ahem.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Thankfully, no.
Tripped on mushrooms? Nope but I know those who have.
Passed out when not drinking? Yup. Still not sure what caused it. Scary.
Peed on a bush? No, behind bushes but not on one.
Donated Blood? Many times.
Grabbed electric fence? No. I’m smart and know that electricity can hurt. I don’t need to check it out myself.
Eaten alligator meat? See above. And, yes, it tasted like chicken.
Eaten cheesecake? Of course.
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? Of course.
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yea, hit a bird the other day in my car.
Peed your pants in public? Nope.
Snuck into a movie without paying? Probably in high school.
Written graffiti? Yes.
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Nope. I picked wisely, very wisely.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.