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Silly Names

18 May

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father’s middle name):
Burnett Lloyd  (Hmmmmm.  Not sure about that one!)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Charles Francis  (Hmmmmm)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name):
Milli or Donli (depending on if I use my maiden name or not)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour, favourite animal):
Pink Dog

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born):
Lee Glasgow

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav colour, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning):

The Red Margarita

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name):
Limil or Lidon (whatever . . . )

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavour, fav cookie)

Jomoca Chocolate Chip

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Ruby Hilton

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy):
Beautiful Chocolate

11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on):

Radar Air Force Brat (Whatever — first cat I remember was named Radar and I’m an AF Brat — I didn’t grow up on any one street.)

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